Tam Glen having, in
consequence of the exhortations of Mr. Micklewham, and the earnest
entreaties of Mr. Daff, backed by the pious animadversions of the rigidly
righteous Mr. Craig, confessed a fault, and acknowledged an irregular
marriage with Meg Milliken, their child was admitted to church privileges.
But before the day of baptism, Mr. Daff, who thought Tam had given but
sullen symptoms of penitence, said, to put him in better humour with his
fate,-- "Noo, Tam, since ye hae beguiled us of the infare, we maun mak up
for't at the christening; so I'll speak to Mr. Snodgrass to bid the
Doctor's friens and acquaintance to the ploy, that we may get as meikle
amang us as will pay for the bairn's baptismal frock."
Mr. Craig, who was
present, and who never lost an opportunity of testifying, as he said, his
"discountenance of the crying iniquity," remonstrated with Mr. Daff on the
unchristian nature of the proposal, stigmatising it with good emphasis "as
a sinful nourishing of carnality in his day and generation." Mr.
Micklewham, however, interfered, and said, "It was a matter of weight and
concernment, and therefore it behoves you to consult Mr. Snodgrass on the
fitness of the thing. For if the thing itself is not fit and proper, it
cannot expect his countenance; and, on that account, before we reckon on
his compliance with what Mr. Daff has propounded, we should first learn
whether he approves of it at all." Whereupon the two elders and the
session-clerk adjourned to the manse, in which Mr. Snodgrass, during the
absence of the incumbent, had taken up his abode.
The heads of the
previous conversation were recapitulated by Mr. Micklewham, with as much
brevity as was consistent with perspicuity; and the matter being duly
digested by Mr. Snodgrass, that orthodox young man--as Mrs. Glibbans
denominated him, on hearing him for the first time--declared that the
notion of a pay-christening was a benevolent and kind thought: "For, is
not the order to increase and multiply one of the first commands in the
Scriptures of truth?" said Mr. Snodgrass, addressing himself to Mr. Craig.
"Surely, then, when children are brought into the world, a great law of
our nature has been fulfilled, and there is cause for rejoicing and
gladness! And is it not an obligation imposed upon all Christians, to
welcome the stranger, and to feed the hungry, and to clothe the naked; and
what greater stranger can there be than a helpless babe? Who more in need
of sustenance than the infant, that knows not the way even to its mother's
bosom? And whom shall we clothe, if we do not the wailing innocent, that
the hand of Providence places in poverty and nakedness before us, to try,
as it were, the depth of our Christian principles, and to awaken the
sympathy of our humane feelings?"
Mr. Craig replied,
"It's a' very true and sound what Mr. Snodgrass has observed; but Tam
Glen's wean is neither a stranger, nor hungry, nor naked, but a sturdy
brat, that has been rinning its lane for mair than sax weeks." "Ah!" said
Mr. Snodgrass familiarly, "I fear, Mr. Craig, ye're a Malthusian in your
heart." The sanctimonious elder was thunderstruck at the word. Of many a
various shade and modification of sectarianism he had heard, but the
Malthusian heresy was new to his ears, and awful to his conscience, and he
begged Mr. Snodgrass to tell him in what it chiefly consisted, protesting
his innocence of that, and of every erroneous doctrine.
Mr. Snodgrass
happened to regard the opinions of Malthus on Population as equally
contrary to religion and nature, and not at all founded in truth. "It is
evident, that the reproductive principle in the earth and vegetables, and
all things and animals which constitute the means of subsistence, is much
more vigorous than in man. It may be therefore affirmed, that the
multiplication of the means of subsistence is an effect of the
multiplication of population, for the one is augmented in quantity, by the
skill and care of the other," said Mr. Snodgrass, seizing with avidity
this opportunity of stating what he thought on the subject, although his
auditors were but the session-clerk, and two elders of a country parish.
We cannot pursue the train of his argument, but we should do injustice to
the philosophy of Malthus, if we suppressed the observation which Mr. Daff
made at the conclusion. "Gude safe's!" said the good-natured elder, "if
it's true that we breed faster than the Lord provides for us, we maun
drown the poor folks' weans like kittlings." "Na, na!" exclaimed Mr.
Craig, "ye're a' out, neighbour; I see now the utility of
church-censures." "True!" said Mr. Micklewham; "and the ordination of the
stool of repentance, the horrors of which, in the opinion of the fifteen
Lords at Edinburgh, palliated child-murder, is doubtless a Malthusian
institution." But Mr. Snodgrass put an end to the controversy, by fixing a
day for the christening, and telling he would do his best to procure a
good collection, according to the benevolent suggestion of Mr. Daff. To
this cause we are indebted for the next series of the Pringle
correspondence; for, on the day appointed, Miss Mally Glencairn, Miss
Isabella Tod, Mrs. Glibbans and her daughter Becky, with Miss Nanny Eydent,
together with other friends of the minister's family, dined at the manse,
and the conversation being chiefly about the concerns of the family, the
letters were produced and read.
LETTER XII
Andrew Pringle, Esq.,
to the Rev. Charles Snodgrass--WINDSOR, CASTLE-INN.
My Dear Friend--I
have all my life been strangely susceptible of pleasing impressions from
public spectacles where great crowds are assembled. This, perhaps, you
will say, is but another way of confessing, that, like the common vulgar,
I am fond of sights and shows. It may be so, but it is not from the
pageants that I derive my enjoyment. A multitude, in fact, is to me as it
were a strain of music, which, with an irresistible and magical influence,
calls up from the unknown abyss of the feelings new combinations of fancy,
which, though vague and obscure, as those nebulae of light that
astronomers have supposed to be the rudiments of unformed stars,
afterwards become distinct and brilliant acquisitions. In a crowd, I am
like the somnambulist in the highest degree of the luminous crisis, when
it is said a new world is unfolded to his contemplation, wherein all
things have an intimate affinity with the state of man, and yet bear no
resemblance to the objects that address themselves to his corporeal
faculties. This delightful experience, as it may be called, I have enjoyed
this evening, to an exquisite degree, at the funeral of the king; but,
although the whole succession of incidents is indelibly imprinted on my
recollection, I am still so much affected by the emotion excited, as to be
incapable of conveying to you any intelligible description of what I saw.
It was indeed a scene witnessed through the medium of the feelings, and
the effect partakes of the nature of a dream.
I was within the
walls of an ancient castle,
"So old as if they
had for ever stood, So strong as if they would for ever stand,"
and it was almost
midnight. The towers, like the vast spectres of departed ages, raised
their embattled heads to the skies, monumental witnesses of the strength
and antiquity of a great monarchy. A prodigious multitude filled the
courts of that venerable edifice, surrounding on all sides a dark embossed
structure, the sarcophagus, as it seemed to me at the moment, of the
heroism of chivalry.
"A change came o'er
the spirit of my dream," and I beheld the scene suddenly illuminated, and
the blaze of torches, the glimmering of arms, and warriors and horses,
while a mosaic of human faces covered like a pavement the courts. A deep
low under sound pealed from a distance; in the same moment, a trumpet
answered with a single mournful note from the stateliest and darkest
portion of the fabric, and it was whispered in every ear, "It is coming."
Then an awful cadence of solemn music, that affected the heart like
silence, was heard at intervals, and a numerous retinue of grave and
venerable men,
"The fathers of their
time,
Those mighty master spirits, that withstood
The fall of monarchies, and high upheld
Their country's standard, glorious in the storm,"
passed slowly before
me, bearing the emblems and trophies of a king. They were as a series of
great historical events, and I beheld behind them, following and followed,
an awful and indistinct image, like the vision of Job. It moved on, and I
could not discern the form thereof, but there were honours and heraldries,
and sorrow, and silence, and I heard the stir of a profound homage
performing within the breasts of all the witnesses. But I must not indulge
myself farther on this subject. I cannot hope to excite in you the
emotions with which I was so profoundly affected. In the visible objects
of the funeral of George the Third there was but little magnificence; all
its sublimity was derived from the trains of thought and currents of
feeling, which the sight of so many illustrious characters, surrounded by
circumstances associated with the greatness and antiquity of the kingdom,
was necessarily calculated to call forth. In this respect, however, it was
perhaps the sublimest spectacle ever witnessed in this island; and I am
sure, that I cannot live so long as ever again to behold another, that
will equally interest me to the same depth and extent.-- Yours, ANDREW
PRINGLE.
We should ill perform
the part of faithful historians, did we omit to record the sentiments
expressed by the company on this occasion. Mrs. Glibbans, whose knowledge
of the points of orthodoxy had not their equal in the three adjacent
parishes, roundly declared, that Mr. Andrew Pringle's letter was nothing
but a peesemeal of clishmaclavers; that there was no sense in it; and that
it was just like the writer, a canary idiot, a touch here and a touch
there, without anything in the shape of cordiality or satisfaction.
Miss Isabella Tod
answered this objection with that sweetness of manner and virgin
diffidence, which so well becomes a youthful member of the establishment,
controverting the dogmas of a stoop of the Relief persuasion, by saying,
that she thought Mr. Andrew had shown a fine sensibility. "What is
sensibility without judgment," cried her adversary, "but a thrashing in
the water, and a raising of bells? Couldna the fallow, without a' his
parleyvoos, have said, that such and such was the case, and that the Lord
giveth and the Lord taketh away?--but his clouds, and his spectres, and
his visions of Job!--Oh, an he could but think like Job!--Oh, an he would
but think like the patient man!--and was obliged to claut his flesh with a
bit of a broken crock, we might have some hope of repentance unto life.
But Andrew Pringle, he's a gone dick; I never had comfort or expectation
of the free-thinker, since I heard that he was infected with the blue and
yellow calamity of the Edinburgh Review; in which, I am credibly told, it
is set forth, that women have nae souls, but only a gut, and a gaw, and a
gizzard, like a pigeon-dove, or a raven-crow, or any other outcast and
abominated quadruped."
Here Miss Mally
Glencairn interposed her effectual mediation, and said, "It is very true
that Andrew deals in the diplomatics of obscurity; but it's well known
that he has a nerve for genius, and that, in his own way, he kens the loan
from the crown of the causeway, as well as the duck does the midden from
the adle dib." To this proverb, which we never heard before, a learned
friend, whom we consulted on the subject, has enabled us to state, that
middens were formerly of great magnitude, and often of no less antiquity
in the west of Scotland; in so much, that the Trongate of Glasgow owes all
its spacious grandeur to them. It being within the recollection of persons
yet living, that the said magnificent street was at one time an open road,
or highway, leading to the Trone, or market- cross, with thatched houses
on each side, such as may still be seen in the pure and immaculate royal
borough of Rutherglen; and that before each house stood a luxuriant midden,
by the removal of which, in the progress of modern degeneracy, the stately
architecture of Argyle Street was formed. But not to insist at too great a
length on such topics of antiquarian lore, we shall now insert Dr.
Pringle's account of the funeral, and which, patly enough, follows our
digression concerning the middens and magnificence of Glasgow, as it
contains an authentic anecdote of a manufacturer from that city, drinking
champaign at the king's dirgie.
LETTER XIII
The Rev. Z. Pringle,
D.D., to Mr. Micklewham, Schoolmaster and Session-Clerk of
Garnock--LONDON.
Dear Sir--I have
received your letter, and it is a great pleasure to me to hear that my
people were all so much concerned at our distress in the Leith smack; but
what gave me the most contentment was the repentance of Tam Glen. I hope,
poor fellow, he will prove a good husband; but I have my doubts; for the
wife has really but a small share of common sense, and no married man can
do well unless his wife will let him. I am, however, not overly pleased
with Mr. Craig on the occasion, for he should have considered frail human
nature, and accepted of poor Tam's confession of a fault, and allowed the
bairn to be baptized without any more ado. I think honest Mr. Daff has
acted like himself, and I trust and hope there will be a great gathering
at the christening, and, that my mite may not be wanting, you will slip in
a guinea note when the dish goes round, but in such a manner, that it may
not be jealoused from whose hand it comes.
Since my last letter,
we have been very thrang in the way of seeing the curiosities of London;
but I must go on regular, and tell you all, which, I think, it is my duty
to do, that you may let my people know. First, then, we have been at
Windsor Castle, to see the king lying in state, and, afterwards, his
interment; and sorry am I to say, it was not a sight that could satisfy
any godly mind on such an occasion. We went in a coach of our own, by
ourselves, and found the town of Windsor like a cried fair. We were then
directed to the Castle gate, where a terrible crowd was gathered together;
and we had not been long in that crowd, till a pocket-picker, as I
thought, cutted off the tail of my coat, with my pocket-book in my pocket,
which I never missed at the time. But it seems the coat tail was found,
and a policeman got it, and held it up on the end of his stick, and cried,
whose pocket is this? showing the book that was therein in his hand. I was
confounded to see my pocket-book there, and could scarcely believe my own
eyes; but Mrs. Pringle knew it at the first glance, and said, "It's my
gudeman's"; at the which, there was a great shout of derision among the
multitude, and we would baith have then been glad to disown the
pocket-book, but it was returned to us, I may almost say, against our
will; but the scorners, when they saw our confusion, behaved with great
civility towards us, so that we got into the Castle-yard with no other
damage than the loss of the flap of my coat tail.
Being in the
Castle-yard, we followed the crowd into another gate, and up a stair, and
saw the king lying in state, which was a very dismal sight--and I thought
of Solomon in all his glory, when I saw the coffin, and the mutes, and the
mourners; and reflecting on the long infirmity of mind of the good old
king, I said to myself, in the words of the book of Job, "Doth not their
excellency which is in them go away? they die even without wisdom!'
When we had seen the
sight, we came out of the Castle, and went to an inn to get a chack of
dinner; but there was such a crowd, that no resting-place could for a time
be found for us. Gentle and semple were there, all mingled, and no respect
of persons; only there was, at a table nigh unto ours, a fat Glasgow
manufacturer, who ordered a bottle of champaign wine, and did all he could
in the drinking of it by himself, to show that he was a man in well-doing
circumstances. While he was talking over his wine, a great peer of the
realm, with a star on his breast, came into the room, and ordered a glass
of brandy and water; and I could see, when he saw the Glasgow manufacturer
drinking champaign wine on that occasion, that he greatly marvelled
thereat.
When we had taken our
dinner, we went out to walk and see the town of Windsor; but there was
such a mob of coaches going and coming, and men and horses, that we left
the streets, and went to inspect the king's policy, which is of great
compass, but in a careless order, though it costs a world of money to keep
it up. Afterwards, we went back to the inns, to get tea for Mrs. Pringle
and her daughter, while Andrew Pringle, my son, was seeing if he could get
tickets to buy, to let us into the inside of the Castle, to see the
burial--but he came back without luck, and I went out myself, being more
experienced in the world, and I saw a gentleman's servant with a ticket in
his hand, and I asked him to sell it to me, which the man did with
thankfulness, for five shillings, although the price was said to be golden
guineas. But as this ticket admitted only one person, it was hard to say
what should be done with it when I got back to my family. However, as by
this time we were all very much fatigued, I gave it to Andrew Pringle, my
son, and Mrs. Pringle, and her daughter Rachel, agreed to bide with me in
the inns.
Andrew Pringle, my
son, having got the ticket, left us sitting, when shortly after in came a
nobleman, high in the cabinet, as I think he must have been, and he having
politely asked leave to take his tea at our table, because of the great
throng in the house, we fell into a conversation together, and he,
understanding thereby that I was a minister of the Church of Scotland,
said he thought he could help us into a place to see the funeral; so,
after he had drank his tea, he took us with him, and got us into the
Castle-yard, where we had an excellent place, near to the Glasgow
manufacturer that drank the champaign. The drink by this time, however,
had got into that poor man's head, and he talked so loud, and so little to
the purpose, that the soldiers who were guarding were obliged to make him
hold his peace, at which he was not a little nettled, and told the
soldiers that he had himself been a soldier, and served the king without
pay, having been a volunteer officer. But this had no more effect than to
make the soldiers laugh at him, which was not a decent thing at the
interment of their master, our most gracious Sovereign that was.
However, in this
situation we saw all; and I can assure you it was a very edifying sight;
and the people demeaned themselves with so much propriety, that there was
no need for any guards at all; indeed, for that matter, of the two, the
guards, who had eaten the king's bread, were the only ones there, saving
and excepting the Glasgow manufacturer, that manifested an irreverent
spirit towards the royal obsequies. But they are men familiar with the
king of terrors on the field of battle, and it was not to be expected that
their hearts would be daunted like those of others by a doing of a civil
character.
When all was over, we
returned to the inns, to get our chaise, to go back to London that night,
for beds were not to be had for love or money at Windsor, and we reached
our temporary home in Norfolk Street about four o'clock in the morning,
well satisfied with what we had seen,--but all the meantime I had
forgotten the loss of the flap of my coat, which caused no little sport
when I came to recollect what a pookit like body I must have been, walking
about in the king's policy like a peacock without my tail. But I must
conclude, for Mrs. Pringle has a letter to put in the frank for Miss Nanny
Eydent, which you will send to her by one of your scholars, as it contains
information that may be serviceable to Miss Nanny in her business, both as
a mantua-maker and a superintendent of the genteeler sort of burials at
Irvine and our vicinity. So that this is all from your friend and pastor,
ZACHARIAH PRINGLE.
"I think," said Miss
Isabella Tod, as Mr. Micklewham finished the reading of the Doctor's
epistle, "that my friend Rachel might have given me some account of the
ceremony; but Captain Sabre seems to have been a much more interesting
object to her than the pride and pomp to her brother, or even the Glasgow
manufacturer to her father." In saying these words, the young lady took
the following letter from her pocket, and was on the point of beginning to
read it, when Miss Becky Glibbans exclaimed, "I had aye my fears that
Rachel was but light-headed, and I'll no be surprised to hear more about
her and the dragoon or a's done." Mr. Snodgrass looked at Becky, as if he
had been afflicted at the moment with unpleasant ideas; and perhaps he
would have rebuked the spitefulness of her insinuations, had not her
mother sharply snubbed the uncongenial maiden, in terms at least as
pungent as any which the reverend gentleman would have employed. "I'm
sure," replied Miss Becky, pertly, "I meant no ill; but if Rachel Pringle
can write about nothing but this Captain Sabre, she might as well let it
alone, and her letter canna be worth the hearing." "Upon that," said the
clergyman, "we can form a judgment when we have heard it, and I beg that
Miss Isabella may proceed,"--which she did accordingly.
LETTER XIV
Miss Rachel Pringle
to Miss Isabella Tod--LONDON.
My Dear Bell--I take
up my pen with a feeling of disappointment such as I never felt before.
Yesterday was the day appointed for the funeral of the good old king, and
it was agreed that we should go to Windsor, to pour the tribute of our
tears upon the royal hearse. Captain Sabre promised to go with us, as he
is well acquainted with the town, and the interesting objects around the
Castle, so dear to chivalry, and embalmed by the genius of Shakespeare and
many a minor bard, and I promised myself a day of unclouded felicity--but
the captain was ordered to be on duty,--and the crowd was so rude and
riotous, that I had no enjoyment whatever; but, pining with chagrin at the
little respect paid by the rabble to the virtues of the departed monarch,
I would fainly have retired into some solemn and sequestered grove, and
breathed my sorrows to the listening waste. Nor was the loss of the
captain, to explain and illuminate the different baronial circumstances
around the Castle, the only thing I had to regret in this ever-memorable
excursion--my tender and affectionate mother was so desirous to see
everything in the most particular manner, in order that she might give an
account of the funeral to Nanny Eydent, that she had no mercy either upon
me or my father, but obliged us to go with her to the most difficult and
inaccessible places. How vain was all this meritorious assiduity! for of
what avail can the ceremonies of a royal funeral be to Miss Nanny, at
Irvine, where kings never die, and where, if they did, it is not at all
probable that Miss Nanny would be employed to direct their solemn
obsequies? As for my brother, he was so entranced with his own enthusiasm,
that he paid but little attention to us, which made me the more sensible
of the want we suffered from the absence of Captain Sabre. In a word, my
dear Bell, never did I pass a more unsatisfactory day, and I wish it
blotted for ever from my remembrance. Let it therefore be consigned to the
abysses of oblivion, while I recall the more pleasing incidents that have
happened since I wrote you last.
On Sunday, according
to invitation, as I told you, we dined with the Argents--and were
entertained by them in a style at once most splendid, and on the most easy
footing. I shall not attempt to describe the consumable materials of the
table, but call your attention, my dear friend, to the intellectual
portion of the entertainment, a subject much more congenial to your
delicate and refined character.
Mrs. Argent is a lady
of considerable personal magnitude, of an open and affable disposition. In
this respect, indeed, she bears a striking resemblance to her nephew,
Captain Sabre, with whose relationship to her we were unacquainted before
that day. She received us as friends in whom she felt a peculiar interest;
for when she heard that my mother had got her dress and mine from Cranbury
Alley, she expressed the greatest astonishment, and told us, that it was
not at all a place where persons of fashion could expect to be properly
served. Nor can I disguise the fact, that the flounced and gorgeous
garniture of our dresses was in shocking contrast to the amiable
simplicity of hers and the fair Arabella, her daughter, a charming girl,
who, notwithstanding the fashionable splendour in which she has been
educated, displays a delightful sprightliness of manner, that, I have some
notion, has not been altogether lost on the heart of my brother.
When we returned
upstairs to the drawing-room, after dinner, Miss Arabella took her harp,
and was on the point of favouring us with a Mozart; but her mother,
recollecting that we were Presbyterians, thought it might not be
agreeable, and she desisted, which I was sinful enough to regret; but my
mother was so evidently alarmed at the idea of playing on the harp on a
Sunday night, that I suppressed my own wishes, in filial veneration for
those of that respected parent. Indeed, fortunate it was that the music
was not performed; for, when we returned home, my father remarked with
great solemnity, that such a way of passing the Lord's night as we had
passed it, would have been a great sin in Scotland.
Captain Sabre, who
called on us next morning, was so delighted when he understood that we
were acquainted with his aunt, that he lamented he had not happened to
know it before, as he would, in that case, have met us there. He is indeed
very attentive, but I assure you that I feel no particular interest about
him; for although he is certainly a very handsome young man, he is not
such a genius as my brother, and has no literary partialities. But
literary accomplishments are, you know, foreign to the military
profession, and if the captain has not distinguished himself by cutting up
authors in the reviews, he has acquired an honourable medal, by overcoming
the enemies of the civilised world at Waterloo.
To-night the
playhouses open again, and we are going to the Oratorio, and the captain
goes with us, a circumstance which I am the more pleased at, as we are
strangers, and he will tell us the names of the performers. My father made
some scruple of consenting to be of the party; but when he heard that an
Oratorio was a concert of sacred music, he thought it would be only a
sinless deviation if he did, so he goes likewise. The captain, therefore,
takes an early dinner with us at five o'clock. Alas! to what changes am I
doomed,- -that was the tea hour at the manse of Garnock. Oh, when shall I
revisit the primitive simplicities of my native scenes again! But neither
time nor distance, my dear Bell, can change the affection with which I
subscribe myself, ever affectionately, yours,
RACHEL PRINGLE.
At the conclusion of
this letter, the countenance of Mrs. Glibbans was evidently so darkened,
that it daunted the company, like an eclipse of the sun, when all nature
is saddened. "What think you, Mr. Snodgrass," said that spirit-stricken
lady,--"what think you of this dining on the Lord's day,--this playing on
the harp; the carnal Mozarting of that ungodly family, with whom the
corrupt human nature of our friends has been chambering?" Mr. Snodgrass
was at some loss for an answer, and hesitated, but Miss Mally Glencairn
relieved him from his embarrassment, by remarking, that "the harp was a
holy instrument," which somewhat troubled the settled orthodoxy of Mrs.
Glibbans's visage. "Had it been an organ," said Mr. Snodgrass, dryly,
"there might have been, perhaps, more reason to doubt; but, as Miss Mally
justly remarks, the harp has been used from the days of King David in the
performances of sacred music, together with the psalter, the timbrel, the
sackbut, and the cymbal." The wrath of the polemical Deborah of the
Relief-Kirk was somewhat appeased by this explanation, and she inquired in
a more diffident tone, whether a Mozart was not a metrical paraphrase of
the song of Moses after the overthrow of the Egyptians in the Red Sea; "in
which case, I must own," she observed, "that the sin and guilt of the
thing is less grievous in the sight of HIM before whom all the actions of
men are abominations." Miss Isabella Tod, availing herself of this break
in the conversation, turned round to Miss Nanny Eydent, and begged that
she would read her letter from Mrs. Pringle. We should do injustice,
however, to honest worth and patient industry were we, in thus introducing
Miss Nanny to our readers, not to give them some account of her lowly and
virtuous character.
Miss Nanny was the
eldest of three sisters, the daughters of a shipmaster, who was lost at
sea when they were very young; and his all having perished with him, they
were indeed, as their mother said, the children of Poverty and Sorrow. By
the help of a little credit, the widow contrived, in a small shop, to eke
out her days till Nanny was able to assist her. It was the intention of
the poor woman to take up a girl's school for reading and knitting, and
Nanny was destined to instruct the pupils in that higher branch of
accomplishment--the different stitches of the sampler. But about the time
that Nanny was advancing to the requisite degree of perfection in chain-steek
and pie-holes--indeed had made some progress in the Lord's prayer between
two yew trees--tambouring was introduced at Irvine, and Nanny was sent to
acquire a competent knowledge of that classic art, honoured by the fair
hands of the beautiful Helen and the chaste and domestic Andromache. In
this she instructed her sisters; and such was the fruit of their
application and constant industry, that her mother abandoned the design of
keeping school, and continued to ply her little huxtry in more easy
circumstances. The fluctuations of trade in time taught them that it would
not be wise to trust to the loom, and accordingly Nanny was at some pains
to learn mantua-making; and it was fortunate that she did so--for the
tambouring gradually went out of fashion, and the flowering which followed
suited less the infirm constitution of poor Nanny. The making of gowns for
ordinary occasions led to the making of mournings, and the making of
mournings naturally often caused Nanny to be called in at deaths, which,
in process of time, promoted her to have the management of burials; and in
this line of business she has now a large proportion of the genteelest in
Irvine and its vicinity; and in all her various engagements her behaviour
has been as blameless and obliging as her assiduity has been uniform;
insomuch, that the numerous ladies to whom she is known take a particular
pleasure in supplying her with the newest patterns, and earliest
information, respecting the varieties and changes of fashions; and to the
influence of the same good feelings in the breast of Mrs. Pringle, Nanny
was indebted for the following letter. How far the information which it
contains may be deemed exactly suitable to the circumstances in which Miss
Nanny's lot is cast, our readers may judge for themselves; but we are
happy to state, that it has proved of no small advantage to her: for since
it has been known that she had received a full, true, and particular
account, of all manner of London fashions, from so managing and notable a
woman as the minister's wife of Garnock, her consideration has been so
augmented in the opinion of the neighbouring gentlewomen, that she is not
only consulted as to funerals, but is often called in to assist in the
decoration and arrangement of wedding-dinners, and other occasions of
sumptuous banqueting; by which she is enabled, during the suspension of
the flowering trade, to earn a lowly but a respected livelihood.
LETTER XV
Mrs. Pringle to Miss
Nanny Eydent, Mantua-maker, Seagate Head, Irvine--LONDON.
Dear Miss Nanny--Miss
Mally Glencairn would tell you all how it happent that I was disabled, by
our misfortunes in the ship, from riting to you konserning the London
fashons as I promist; for I wantit to be partikylor, and to say nothing
but what I saw with my own eyes, that it might be servisable to you in
your bizness--so now I will begin with the old king's burial, as you have
sometimes okashon to lend a helping hand in that way at Irvine, and
nothing could be more genteeler of the kind than a royal obsakew for a
patron; but no living sole can give a distink account of this matter, for
you know the old king was the father of his piple, and the croud was so
great. Howsomever we got into our oun hired shaze at daylight; and when we
were let out at the castel yett of Windsor, we went into the mob, and by
and by we got within the castel walls, when great was the lamentation for
the purdition of shawls and shoos, and the Doctor's coat pouch was clippit
off by a pocket- picker. We then ran to a wicket-gate, and up an old
timber-stair with a rope ravel, and then we got to a great pentit chamber
called King George's Hall: After that we were allowt to go into another
room full of guns and guards, that told us all to be silent: so then we
all went like sawlies, holding our tongues in an awful manner, into a
dysmal room hung with black cloth, and lighted with dum wax-candles in
silver skonses, and men in a row all in mulancholic posters. At length and
at last we came to the coffin; but although I was as partikylar as
possoble, I could see nothing that I would recommend. As for the
interment, there was nothing but even-down wastrie--wax-candles blowing
away in the wind, and flunkies as fou as pipers, and an unreverent mob
that scarsely could demean themselves with decency as the body was going
by; only the Duke of York, who carrit the head, had on no hat, which I
think was the newest identical thing in the affair: but really there was
nothing that could be recommended. Howsomever I understood that there was
no draigie, which was a saving; for the bread and wine for such a
multitude would have been a destruction to a lord's living: and this is
the only point that the fashon set in the king's feunoral may be follot in
Irvine.
Since the burial, we
have been to see the play, where the leddies were all in deep murning; but
excepting that some had black gum- floors on their heads, I saw leetil for
admiration--only that bugles, I can ashure you, are not worn at all this
season; and surely this murning must be a vast detrimint to bizness--for
where there is no verietie, there can be but leetil to do in your line.
But one thing I should not forget, and that is, that in the vera best
houses, after tea and coffee after dinner, a cordial dram is handed about;
but likewise I could observe, that the fruit is not set on with the
cheese, as in our part of the country, but comes, after the cloth is
drawn, with the wine; and no such a thing as a punch-bowl is to be heard
of within the four walls of London. Howsomever, what I principally notised
was, that the tea and coffee is not made by the lady of the house, but out
of the room, and brought in without sugar or milk, on servors, every one
helping himself, and only plain flimsy loaf and butter is served--no such
thing as shortbread, seed-cake, bun, marmlet, or jeelly to be seen, which
is an okonomical plan, and well worthy of adaptation in ginteel families
with narrow incomes, in Irvine or elsewhere.
But when I tell you
what I am now going to say, you will not be surprizt at the great wealth
in London. I paid for a bumbeseen gown, not a bit better than the one that
was made by you that the sore calamity befell, and no so fine neither,
more than three times the price; so you see, Miss Nanny, if you were going
to pouse your fortune, you could not do better than pack up your ends and
your awls and come to London. But ye're far better at home--for this is
not a town for any creditable young woman like you, to live in by herself,
and I am wearying to be back, though it's hard to say when the Doctor will
get his counts settlet. I wish you, howsomever, to mind the patches for
the bed-cover that I was going to patch, for a licht afternoon seam, as
the murning for the king will no be so general with you, and the spring
fashons will be coming on to help my gathering--so no more at present from
your friend and well- wisher, JANET PRINGLE.