On Friday, Miss Mally
Glencairn received a brief note from Mrs. Pringle, informing her, that she
and the Doctor would reach the manse, "God willing," in time for tea on
Saturday; and begging her, therefore, to go over from Irvine, and see that
the house was in order for their reception. This note was written from
Glasgow, where they had arrived, in their own carriage, from Carlisle on
the preceding day, after encountering, as Mrs. Pringle said, "more
hardships and extorshoning than all the dangers of the sea which they met
with in the smack of Leith that took them to London."
As soon as Miss Mally
received this intelligence, she went to Miss Isabella Tod, and requested
her company for the next day to Garnock, where they arrived betimes to
dine with Mr. Snodgrass. Mrs. Glibbans and her daughter Becky were then on
a consolatory visit to Mr. Craig. We mentioned in the last chapter, that
the crying of Mrs. Craig had come on; and that Mrs. Glibbans, according to
promise, and with the most anxious solicitude, had gone to wait the
upshot. The upshot was most melancholy,--Mrs. Craig was soon no more;--she
was taken, as Mrs. Glibbans observed on the occasion, from the earthly
arms of her husband, to the spiritual bosom of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob,
which was far better. But the baby survived; so that, what with getting a
nurse, and the burial, and all the work and handling that a birth and
death in one house at the same time causes, Mr. Craig declared, that he
could not do without Mrs. Glibbans; and she, with all that Christianity by
which she was so zealously distinguished, sent for Miss Becky, and took up
her abode with him till it would please Him, without whom there is no
comfort, to wipe the eyes of the pious elder. In a word, she staid so
long, that a rumour began to spread that Mr. Craig would need a wife to
look after his bairn; and that Mrs. Glibbans was destined to supply the
desideratum.
Mr. Snodgrass, after
enjoying his dinner society with Miss Mally and Miss Isabella, thought it
necessary to dispatch a courier, in the shape of a barefooted servant
lass, to Mr. Micklewham, to inform the elders that the Doctor was expected
home in time for tea, leaving it to their discretion either to greet his
safe return at the manse, or in any other form or manner that would be
most agreeable to themselves. These important news were soon diffused
through the clachan. Mr. Micklewham dismissed his school an hour before
the wonted time, and there was a universal interest and curiosity excited,
to see the Doctor coming home in his own coach. All the boys of Garnock
assembled at the braehead which commands an extensive view of the
Kilmarnock road, the only one from Glasgow that runs through the parish;
the wives with their sucklings were seated on the large stones at their
respective door-cheeks; while their cats were calmly reclining on the
window soles. The lassie weans, like clustering bees, were mounted on the
carts that stood before Thomas Birlpenny the vintner's door, churming with
anticipated delight; the old men took their stations on the dike that
incloses the side of the vintner's kail-yard, and "a batch of wabster
lads," with green aprons and thin yellow faces, planted themselves at the
gable of the malt kiln, where they were wont, when trade was better, to
play at the hand-ball; but, poor fellows, since the trade fell off, they
have had no heart for the game, and the vintner's half-mutchkin stoups
glitter in empty splendour unrequired on the shelf below the brazen sconce
above the bracepiece, amidst the idle pewter pepper-boxes, the bright
copper tea-kettle, the coffee-pot that has never been in use, and lids of
saucepans that have survived their principals,--the wonted ornaments of
every trig change-house kitchen.
The season was far
advanced; but the sun shone at his setting with a glorious composure, and
the birds in the hedges and on the boughs were again gladdened into song.
The leaves had fallen thickly, and the stubble-fields were bare, but
Autumn, in a many-coloured tartan plaid, was seen still walking with
matronly composure in the woodlands, along the brow of the neighbouring
hills.
About half-past four
o'clock, a movement was seen among the callans at the braehead, and a
shout announced that a carriage was in sight. It was answered by a
murmuring response of satisfaction from the whole village. In the course
of a few minutes the carriage reached the turnpike--it was of the darkest
green and the gravest fashion,-- a large trunk, covered with Russian
matting, and fastened on with cords, prevented from chafing it by knots of
straw rope, occupied the front,--behind, other two were fixed in the same
manner, the lesser of course uppermost; and deep beyond a pile of light
bundles and bandboxes, that occupied a large portion of the interior, the
blithe faces of the Doctor and Mrs. Pringle were discovered. The boys
huzzaed, the Doctor flung them penny-pieces, and the mistress baubees.
As the carriage drove
along, the old men on the dike stood up and reverently took off their hats
and bonnets. The weaver lads gazed with a melancholy smile; the lassies on
the carts clapped their hands with joy; the women on both sides of the
street acknowledged the recognising nods; while all the village dogs,
surprised by the sound of chariot wheels, came baying and barking forth,
and sent off the cats that were so doucely sitting on the window soles,
clambering and scampering over the roofs in terror of their lives.
When the carriage
reached the manse door, Mr. Snodgrass, the two ladies, with Mr. Micklewham,
and all the elders except Mr. Craig, were there ready to receive the
travellers. But over this joy of welcoming we must draw a veil; for the
first thing that the Doctor did, on entering the parlour and before
sitting down, was to return thanks for his safe restoration to his home
and people.
The carriage was then
unloaded, and as package, bale, box, and bundle were successively brought
in, Miss Mally Glencairn expressed her admiration at the great capacity of
the chaise. "Ay," said Mrs. Pringle, "but you know not what we have
suffert for't in coming through among the English taverns on the road;
some of them would not take us forward when there was a hill to pass,
unless we would take four horses, and every one after another reviled us
for having no mercy in loading the carriage like a waggon,--and then the
drivers were so gleg and impudent, that it was worse than martyrdom to
come with them. Had the Doctor taken my advice, he would have brought our
own civil London coachman, whom we hired with his own horses by the job;
but he said it behoved us to gi'e our ain fish guts to our ain sea-maws,
and that he designed to fee Thomas Birlpenny's hostler for our coachman,
being a lad of the parish. This obliged us to post it from London; but,
oh! Miss Mally, what an outlay it has been!"
The Doctor, in the
meantime, had entered into conversation with the gentlemen, and was
inquiring, in the most particular manner, respecting all his parishioners,
and expressing his surprise that Mr. Craig had not been at the manse with
the rest of the elders. "It does not look well," said the Doctor. Mr.
Daff, however, offered the best apology for his absence that could be
made. "He has had a gentle dispensation, sir--Mrs. Craig has won awa' out
of this sinful world, poor woman, she had a large experience o't; but the
bairns to the fore, and Mrs. Glibbans, that has such a cast of grace, has
ta'en charge of the house since before the interment. It's thought,
considering what's by gane, Mr. Craig may do waur than make her mistress,
and I hope, sir, your exhortation will no be wanting to egg the honest man
to think o't seriously."
Mr. Snodgrass, before
delivering the household keys, ordered two bottles of wine, with glasses
and biscuit, to be set upon the table, while Mrs. Pringle produced from a
paper package, that had helped to stuff one of the pockets of the
carriage, a piece of rich plum-cake, brought all the way from a
confectioner's in Cockspur Street, London, not only for the purpose of
being eaten, but, as she said, to let Miss Nanny Eydent pree, in order to
direct the Irvine bakers how to bake others like it.
Tea was then brought
in; and, as it was making, the Doctor talked aside to the elders, while
Mrs. Pringle recounted to Miss Mally and Miss Isabella the different
incidents of her adventures subsequent to the marriage of Miss Rachel.
"The young folk,"
said she, "having gone to Brighton, we followed them in a few days, for we
were told it was a curiosity, and that the king has a palace there, just a
warld's wonder! and, truly, Miss Mally, it is certainly not like a house
for a creature of this world, but for some Grand Turk or Chinaman. The
Doctor said, it put him in mind of Miss Jenny Macbride's sideboard in the
Stockwell of Glasgow; where all the pepper-boxes, poories, and teapots,
punch- bowls, and china-candlesticks of her progenitors are set out for a
show, that tells her visitors, they are but seldom put to use. As for the
town of Brighton, it's what I would call a gawky piece of London. I could
see nothing in it but a wheen idlers, hearing twa lads, at night, crying,
"Five, six, seven for a shilling," in the booksellers' shops, with a
play-actor lady singing in a corner, because her voice would not do for
the players' stage. Therefore, having seen the Captain and Mrs. Sabre off
to France, we came home to London; but it's not to be told what we had to
pay at the hotel where we staid in Brighton. Howsomever, having come back
to London, we settled our counts,--and, buying a few necessars, we
prepared for Scotland,--and here we are. But travelling has surely a fine
effect in enlarging the understanding; for both the Doctor and me thought,
as we came along, that everything had a smaller and poorer look than when
we went away; and I dinna think this room is just what it used to be. What
think ye o't, Miss Isabella? How would ye like to spend your days in't?"
Miss Isabella
reddened at this question; but Mrs. Pringle, who was as prudent as she was
observant, affecting not to notice this, turned round to Miss Mally
Glencairn, and said softly in her ear,-- "Rachel was Bell's confidante,
and has told us all about what's going on between her and Mr. Snodgrass.
We have agreed no to stand in their way, as soon as the Doctor can get a
mailing or two to secure his money upon."
Meantime, the Doctor
received from the elders a very satisfactory account of all that had
happened among his people, both in and out of the Session, during his
absence; and he was vastly pleased to find there had been no inordinate
increase of wickedness; at the same time, he was grieved for the condition
in which the poor weavers still continued, saying, that among other things
of which he had been of late meditating, was the setting up of a lending
bank in the parish for the labouring classes, where, when they were out of
work, "bits of loans for a house-rent, or a brat of claes, or sic like,
might be granted, to be repaid when trade grew better, and thereby take
away the objection that an honest pride had to receiving help from the
Session."
Then some lighter
general conversation ensued, in which the Doctor gave his worthy
counsellors a very jocose description of many of the lesser sort of
adventures which he had met with; and the ladies having retired to inspect
the great bargains that Mrs. Pringle had got, and the splendid additions
she had made to her wardrobe, out of what she denominated the dividends of
the present portion of the legacy, the Doctor ordered in the second
biggest toddy-bowl, the guardevine with the old rum, and told the lassie
to see if the tea- kettle was still boiling. "Ye maun drink our welcome
hame," said he to the elders; "it would nae otherwise be canny. But I'm
sorry Mr. Craig has nae come." At these words the door opened, and the
absent elder entered, with a long face and a deep sigh. "Ha!" cried Mr.
Daff, "this is very droll. Speak of the Evil One, and he'll
appear";--which words dinted on the heart of Mr. Craig, who thought his
marriage in December had been the subject of their discourse. The Doctor,
however, went up and shook him cordially by the hand, and said, "Now I
take this very kind, Mr. Craig; for I could not have expected you,
considering ye have got, as I am told, your jo in the house"; at which
words the Doctor winked paukily to Mr. Daff, who rubbed his hands with
fainness, and gave a good-humoured sort of keckling laugh. This facetious
stroke of policy was a great relief to the afflicted elder, for he saw by
it that the Doctor did not mean to trouble him with any inquiries
respecting his deceased wife; and, in consequence, he put on a blither
face, and really affected to have forgotten her already more than he had
done in sincerity.
Thus the night passed
in decent temperance and a happy decorum; insomuch, that the elders when
they went away, either by the influence of the toddy-bowl, or the Doctor's
funny stories about the Englishers, declared that he was an excellent man,
and, being none lifted up, was worthy of his rich legacy.
At supper, the party,
besides the minister and Mrs. Pringle, consisted of the two Irvine ladies,
and Mr. Snodgrass. Miss Becky Glibbans came in when it was about half
over, to express her mother's sorrow at not being able to call that night,
"Mr. Craig's bairn having taken an ill turn." The truth, however, was,
that the worthy elder had been rendered somewhat tozy by the minister's
toddy, and wanted an opportunity to inform the old lady of the joke that
had been played upon him by the Doctor calling her his jo, and to see how
she would relish it. So by a little address Miss Becky was sent out of the
way, with the excuse we have noticed; at the same time, as the night was
rather sharp, it is not to be supposed that she would have been the bearer
of any such message, had her own curiosity not enticed her.
During supper the
conversation was very lively. Many "pickant jokes," as Miss Becky
described them, were cracked by the Doctor; but, soon after the table was
cleared, he touched Mr. Snodgrass on the arm, and, taking up one of the
candles, went with him to his study, where he then told him, that Rachel
Pringle, now Mrs. Sabre, had informed him of a way in which he could do
him a service. "I understand, sir," said the Doctor, "that you have a
notion of Miss Bell Tod, but that until ye get a kirk there can be no
marriage. But the auld horse may die waiting for the new grass; and,
therefore, as the Lord has put it in my power to do a good action both to
you and my people,--whom I am glad to hear you have pleased so well,--if
it can be brought about that you could be made helper and successor, I'll
no object to give up to you the whole stipend, and, by and by, maybe the
manse to the bargain. But that is if you marry Miss Bell; for it was a
promise that Rachel gar't me make to her on her wedding morning. Ye know
she was a forcasting lassie, and, I have reason to believe, has said
nothing anent this to Miss Bell herself; so that if you have no partiality
for Miss Bell, things will just rest on their own footing; but if you have
a notion, it must be a satisfaction to you to know this, as it will be a
pleasure to me to carry it as soon as possible into effect."
Mr. Snodgrass was a
good deal agitated; he was taken by surprise, and without words the Doctor
might have guessed his sentiments; he, however, frankly confessed that he
did entertain a very high opinion of Miss Bell, but that he was not sure
if a country parish would exactly suit him. "Never mind that," said the
Doctor; "if it does not fit at first, you will get used to it; and if a
better casts up, it will be no obstacle."
The two gentlemen
then rejoined the ladies, and, after a short conversation, Miss Becky
Glibbans was admonished to depart, by the servants bringing in the Bibles
for the worship of the evening. This was usually performed before supper,
but, owing to the bowl being on the table, and the company jocose, it had
been postponed till all the guests who were not to sleep in the house had
departed.
The Sunday morning
was fine and bright for the season; the hoarfrost, till about an hour
after sunrise, lay white on the grass and tombstones in the churchyard;
but before the bell rung for the congregation to assemble, it was exhaled
away, and a freshness, that was only known to be autumnal by the fallen
and yellow leaves that strewed the church-way path from the ash and plane
trees in the avenue, encouraged the spirits to sympathise with the
universal cheerfulness of all nature.
The return of the
Doctor had been bruited through the parish with so much expedition, that,
when the bell rung for public worship, none of those who were in the
practice of stopping in the churchyard to talk about the weather were so
ignorant as not to have heard of this important fact. In consequence,
before the time at which the Doctor was wont to come from the back-gate
which opened from the manse- garden into the churchyard, a great majority
of his people were assembled to receive him.
At the last jingle of
the bell, the back-gate was usually opened, and the Doctor was wont to
come forth as punctually as a cuckoo of a clock at the striking of the
hour; but a deviation was observed on this occasion. Formerly, Mrs.
Pringle and the rest of the family came first, and a few minutes were
allowed to elapse before the Doctor, laden with grace, made his
appearance. But at this time, either because it had been settled that Mr.
Snodgrass was to officiate, or for some other reason, there was a breach
in the observance of this time-honoured custom.
As the ringing of the
bell ceased, the gate unclosed, and the Doctor came forth. He was of that
easy sort of feather-bed corpulency of form that betokens good-nature, and
had none of that smooth, red, well-filled protuberancy, which indicates a
choleric humour and a testy temper. He was in fact what Mrs. Glibbans
denominated "a man of a gausy external." And some little change had taken
place during his absence in his visible equipage. His stockings, which
were wont to be of worsted, had undergone a translation into silk; his
waist- coat, instead--of the venerable Presbyterian flap-covers to the
pockets, which were of Johnsonian magnitude, was become plain--his coat in
all times single-breasted, with no collar, still, however, maintained its
ancient characteristics; instead, however, of the former bright black cast
horn, the buttons were covered with cloth. But the chief alteration was
discernible in the furniture of the head. He had exchanged the simplicity
of his own respectable grey hairs for the cauliflower hoariness of a
PARRISH {3} wig, on which he wore a broad-brimmed hat, turned up a little
at each side behind, in a portentous manner, indicatory of Episcopalian
predilections. This, however, was not justified by any alteration in his
principles, being merely an innocent variation of fashion, the natural
result of a Doctor of Divinity buying a hat and wig in London.
{3} See the
Edinburgh Review, for an account of our old friend, Dr. Parr's wig, and
Spital Sermon.
The moment that the
Doctor made his appearance, his greeting and salutation was quite
delightful; it was that of a father returned to his children, and a king
to his people.
Almost immediately
after the Doctor, Mrs. Pringle, followed by Miss Mally Glencairn and Miss
Isabella Tod, also debouched from the gate, and the assembled females
remarked, with no less instinct, the transmutation which she had
undergone. She was dressed in a dark blue cloth pelisse, trimmed with a
dyed fur, which, as she told Miss Mally, "looked quite as well as sable,
without costing a third of the money." A most matronly muff, that, without
being of sable, was of an excellent quality, contained her hands; and a
very large Leghorn straw bonnet, decorated richly, but far from excess,
with a most substantial band and bow of a broad crimson satin ribbon
around her head.
If the Doctor was
gratified to see his people so gladly thronging around him, Mrs. Pringle
had no less pleasure also in her thrice- welcome reception. It was an
understood thing, that she had been mainly instrumental in enabling the
minister to get his great Indian legacy; and in whatever estimation she
may have been previously held for her economy and management, she was now
looked up to as a personage skilled in the law, and particularly versed in
testamentary erudition. Accordingly, in the customary testimonials of
homage with which she was saluted in her passage to the church door, there
was evidently a sentiment of veneration mingled, such as had never been
evinced before, and which was neither unobserved nor unappreciated by that
acute and perspicacious lady.
The Doctor himself
did not preach, but sat in the minister's pew till Mr. Snodgrass had
concluded an eloquent and truly an affecting sermon; at the end of which,
the Doctor rose and went up into the pulpit, where he publicly returned
thanks for the favours and blessings he had obtained during his absence,
and for the safety in which he had been restored, after many dangers and
tribulations, to the affections of his parishioners.
Such were the
principal circumstances that marked the return of the family. In the
course of the week after, the estate of Moneypennies being for sale, it
was bought for the Doctor as a great bargain. It was not, however, on
account of the advantageous nature of the purchase that our friend valued
this acquisition, but entirely because it was situated in his own parish,
and part of the lands marching with the Glebe.
The previous owner of
Moneypennies had built an elegant house on the estate, to which Mrs.
Pringle is at present actively preparing to remove from the manse; and it
is understood, that, as Mr. Snodgrass was last week declared helper, and
successor to the Doctor, his marriage with Miss Isabella Tod will take
place with all convenient expedition. There is also reason to believe,
that, as soon as decorum will permit, any scruple which Mrs. Glibbans had
to a second marriage is now removed, and that she will soon again grace
the happy circle of wives by the name of Mrs. Craig. Indeed, we are
assured that Miss Nanny Eydent is actually at this time employed in making
up her wedding garments; for, last week, that worthy and respectable young
person was known to have visited Bailie Delap's shop, at a very early hour
in the morning, and to have priced many things of a bridal character,
besides getting swatches; after which she was seen to go to Mrs.
Glibbans's house, where she remained a very considerable time, and to
return straight therefrom to the shop, and purchase divers of the articles
which she had priced and inspected; all of which constitute sufficient
grounds for the general opinion in Irvine, that the union of Mr. Craig
with Mrs. Glibbans is a happy event drawing near to consummation.